Mind Reader

The Mind reader!

Santa: Steady Mobbin'

"Jingle Bell Rock" -- Billy Idol

The picture of everything

Picture of Everything

Everyday Normal Guy

Comedian Jon Lajoie raps.

"My parents are really nice people muthafucker!"

Road to Nowhere

Word of the year? w00t!

This year's "Word of the year" is W00T. I would also like to see L33T, hax0r, and pwn. recognized.

The Perry Bible Fellowship

PBF

75 optical illusions

75 optical illusions.

"The Machine Girl" trailer

Yakuza. Ninjas. Tempura. Sushi. Chainsaws. Flying Guillotine. Drill Bra. Revenge.

The Machine Girl.

mutha uckers

This video by Flight of the Concords is currently my absolutely favorite thing in the entire world. The lyrics are spelt out at The Slowmotion Revolution, which is where I found this.

Some more RAVISHINGLY GOOD videos by the cycling New Zealand duo:

Foux Du Fafa
She's So Hot (BOOM)
Pretty Prince of Parties

UPDATE: Flight of the Concords' album "The Distant Future" nominated for a 2008 Comedy Grammy!

Scared of Santa

Click the pic above (or here) to see a slideshow of 159 pictures of kids (and a dog or two) who are having a lousy time on Santa's lap. I can't blame the kid in this pic -- that's the scariest Santa I've ever seen.

Rice for all! Because we care...

This next Web Wonder was brought to me by my good amigo, and facetious local comic Mikey Pullmen. The legitimacy of it, I still question. However, we here at Web Wonders care... About vocabulary. So please use this game to bedeck your slipshod speech (and feed the hungry if thats your bag). FREE RICE

Bitey of Brackenwood

The animations of Adam Phillips a former Disney animator, and creator of Ween 's music video "Transdermal Celebration". Phillips' flash animations can be seen here at his website. I STRONGLY recommend you check them out.

A chocolate bunny dies three deaths.

A great reason to stop chewing bubble gum.

A video of how bubble gum is made. More accurately, how one particular type of bubble gum is made. The most alarming fact learned: "Traditionally, the [gum] base came from tree resin. Today, it's synthetic, made from plastics and rubbers."

Yes, plastics and rubbers.

idaho woman, struck by lightning, becomes beatboxer

A technical glitch makes for a funny twist on a serious story:

Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution

It's chimps (which are not monkeys), and they're rocking!

Kiss Them For Me

Will remain a favorite until the end.

"In the fountains pink champagne,
Someone carving their devotion,
In the heart shaped pool of fame."

Sonic Passion

This Web Wonder is one the the most disturbing, and hilarious things I've seen. It made me want to both laugh, and cry at the same time. These people have taken a childhood favorite of mine "Sonic" and turned him into something I can never look at with a straight (in both ways of the word) face again. However as a "glass is half full" kind of guy that I am, I've found a way to make this into a positive thing. From now on whenever I'm down, I'll look at this and thank the gods I am not them.

Ladies and Gents! Please direct your attention to the center ring for the freak show of the century! Brought to you by Dylan and danielo's WEB WONDERS!
Sonic Passion

Vaginal Terrorist [NSFW]

I don't really know how to describe this Web Wonder. It's been around for several years, and it still makes me laugh despite its horrifying nature. It's not safe for work, kids, old people, sensitive people, nice people, or really anyone. But you'll watch it, and then you'll wish you hadn't. But you have. It's too late.

Fett's Vette

I realize this song has been around forever. I'm only posting this to remind you of it, and shame those of you who have never heard it. Shame, shame on you sir or madam.

Fan video of "Fett's Vette" by MC Chris.
MC Chris' website.
His Myspace.

Top 30 strangest deaths in history

Top 30 strangest deaths in history... According to whoever the hell this guy is. I prefer to call it "History for Goths". I'm pretty sure they aren't in any particular order.

25 of the worlds most baffling toys

Need ideas on what to get your little ones for this holiday season? Well here are 25 things NOT to get them.

25 things that would make you a bad parent.

The Mountain Goats - No Children

Fan video for The Mountain Goats' song "No Children".
My critique...
Video: Meh...
Song: Big thumbs up.
My advice to you is to play the video, turn up the volume, and stare at your keyboard and just enjoy the song.



Here is their website.

What We Need More of is Science

From the brilliant rapper MC Hawking, the music video for his hit song "What We Need More Of Is Science." Get more songs and videos from MC Hawking at his website.

Daft Punk

Like most of you I once thought polygamy was only for weirdos, and that it's only acceptable place was the TV show "Big Love". Now I see that is where I err. These two women have quite convinced me that polygamy is A-O-kay! I want to marry them both, and make the preform this live for me three times a day. I hope this will change your mind about polygamy as well.

Young-Hae Chang Heavy Industries

I have long loved YOUNG-HAE CHANG HEAVY INDUSTRIES, and it's possible to spend way too much time exploring the wonderfully simple animations therein. Because the SWF (Flash movie) files are set to auto-play, and because they really should be enjoyed in full-screen mode, I have NOT embedded any here. Click the image below to watch a favorite of mine. Then, visit the site and watch all the rest.